Fellas, forget about Jared's this Valentines season, do yourself a favor and take a trip to the candy store and grab some of those cherry flavored ring pops for your girl, take it from me, (no don't, don't take relationship advice from a bachlor photographer for life who shoots hot models) she'll go nuts and may even ditch her sancho and keep you around longer. (Ooooh, and a bottle of vodka is also recommended.)