Even though she was not on camera or known to be at the scene this time, a third Go-Go Girl know as "La Diva Loca" is said to be part of the brutal gang and possibly the ring leader or mastermind. The only photo that's said to be of "La Diva Loca" was caught on camera trying to kittynap, Yes you read that right, KITTYNAP, the sheltered animals at the local pound late last year.  Even though she too remains mysterious, police are confident that with the public's help they will be found and apprehended soon.

Meanwhile, we caught up with the assaulted bouncer dude who's middle name will remain anonymous for fear of retaliation, Eric R. Zamarra of Tucson was flown out to the Las Vegas Bunny Ranch Medical Center for treatment, even though he was heavily sedated, he seemed to be in good company and spirits.  We asked him "What the F*! happened?", and if he got a good look at the ones who did this to him, and how he was feeling, but all he would say is "Sponge bath... Sponge bath!" , whatever that means ...we don't know just yet.

While we can only pray for his speedy recovery, we will keep everyone informed of any further updates, police do advise if you see these "Hot Young Criminal Go-Go Girl Gang" with tight abs and sexy bodies, to not approach them or try to apprehend them yourselves, call police, 911, or your local EDM Dj as they prove to be dangerous to the public.  

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